From: shawley142

+1, You are a God damn national treasure.

Never ceases to amaze how smart guys on the internet are convinced they know more about the law than a federal judge does...

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

“This is making me distracted.”

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

A horse walks into a bar and then had to be put down.

I recommend everyone click through and read the GoFundMe firsthand account of this story. It has definitely brightened my day.

I am dead now. Dead from laughing.

‘DEY TOOK R JAHBS!’

sprots*

...will be synonymous with disastrous arrogance married to a total lack of organizational skills, planning, and even competent decision-making at the highest levels.

You wouldn’t want a fyre to ruin this festival.

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

In the summer of 2006, I got a call from one of my buddies, asking me to drop over to his neighborhood’s pool and to pick up “three or four six packs of beer along the way.” Having nothing much to do, I dropped in, and in one end of the pool there were 3-4 Carolina Hurricanes players, with the Cup, passing it around…

Long story (and happy to share if asked) but here’s me drinking out of the Stanley Cup at a neighborhood bar in Glens Falls, NY in 2008. If asked about the best day of my life I would say the birth of my son, my wedding day, etc. etc., but honestly? I think of this just as much.

I would think the ACLU just has an autofile template with blank spaces so they can do legal madlibs for each new executive order.