Canada: That nice kid who occasionally does weird things that are irrationally upsetting. Stop eating ketchup chips, you goddamn spaz. I promise you they do something as strange as cutting up hotdogs and dipping them in ranch, and we just haven’t found that out yet.

Forgive me if I’m mistaken but I always thought that was two men in the picture.

“Buy two Skins season tickets and get a free bundle of tiki torches!”

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

The nastiness between the two sides came to a head 

The US: “This week has been the worst.”

I realize there are some lovely parts of Texas, but this seems appropriate here.

Just had to double check that those were real hot dogs…

Phil Kessel is a national treasure, and if you disagree, you are wrong.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…

Black-ish deserves ALL the Emmys.

Here’s Manti Te’o, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor.

You forgot the most important part about how to get on with life afterwards: start collecting bottlecaps.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here rewatching Dr. Strangelove to get ready.

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

The Nort Remembers

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

4. Nancy Kerrigan. Just seven weeks after getting kneecapped by Tonya Harding’s goons, Kerrigan went out and skated her off in Norway on one knee, only to get a silver medal for it. Silver! FUCK YOU, JUDGES. I didn’t see Oksana Baiul skating out there with half her LCL missing. NANCY WAS ROBBED. I want medals for her…