I find it hard to believe that Russia would try to corrupt an election for their own benefit. Fake news!

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

Barry, why no draft coverage?

FAKE NEWS. There are no ugly dogs.

the case for Zubov:

Suddenly, I have a strong urge to fire up NHL ‘94.

oh hey, it’s Donald Trump’s panty line, cool cool cool, barfing forever

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

Fuck yeah

That bear is more graceful in a hammock than me. Which species is truly the dominant one?

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

Okay, I watched the movies so I know who Rabid Raccoon is, but I’ve never heard of Fearless Maine Woman. What comics do I need to read to get caught up on her backstory?

Counterpoint:

I don’t want to take anything away from any of these kids…

In an America where it feels like every day brings a fresh new hell, to see this kind of innocence and gratitude from a kid is fucking adorable.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

I came into work genuinely sad that the Predators lost in such a shitty way and this for some reason made be feel so much better.

Nashville became a hockey town tonight.