Phil Kessel 2 time Stanley Cup champion.

Yet again the biggest shit heel team wins off of shitty calls.

Fucking fuck

I may be wearing a tinfoil hat at the moment, but that was a real nice gift for Pittsburgh.

Sort of related: I went to the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto (which is sort of in the basement of a mall. I think they’re working on another location?) and was in the room with all the trophies: Norris, Venzina, etc. and of course the Cup. A family was there with their little girl of about 5 who apparently had had…

It’s hockey. Everyone has it coming.

I can’t find a video of the CBC calling both Crosby and Subban out, so here’s Bobby Lou explaining how I felt with 2 minutes left in the first period.

How does anyone call Milbury an “Expert”? He traded away Roberto Luongo, Wade Redden, Chara, Bryan Mccabe and Todd Bertuzzi all while young as hell and for guys like Alexei Yashin (sent Chara and Redden away for him) in a short span. Its almost impressive how badly he lost some of those trades.

I know it’s been said so often, but fuck Mike Milbury. That’s just...no.

I can’t wait for the movie based on all this:

Way to bury the lede!!!!

Rinne’s performance would hopefully give some pause to the powers that be who determine what games should be televised nationally next season.

I gotta admit, there’s just something incredibly satisfying about a good, clutch Pekka.

A good sign that he was on track was when he stoned the one-on-one with, I think, Crosby.

I refer back to my comment on Game 2. It was a tough game, but maybe one of the goals was soft. The rest were a combination of bad defense and bad puck luck. They’ve got the defense sorted out and the puck is bouncing their way now.

You can always tell the uptight pricks when they start complaining about Subban’s “attention seeking behavior” or some such nonsense. God forbid a likable superstar provide us with some harmless entertainment while clearly having a small joke, all while not breaking omerta about what’s actually said on the ice.

TBH, I bet Crosby has pretty bad breath on the reg.

Allow me to incorporate the elephant in the room to say that P.K.’s quote was, in a word, glorious.

This whole narrative is a euphemism. Crosby called him a synonym for fellator.

I guess we now know why Kessel is self-conscious about his breath.