THIS IS SHADE RIGHT?! JUDGE BROWN?! Can I get a ruling?
This family keeps finding new ways to get people to hate them. You gotta respect that.
Charges or no, Waddell is still a goddamn American hero.
And the scales of justice are balanced.
Your opening line is a thing of beauty.
Filed to r/mildlypenis
So they let him off the hook?
Your attempt to prevent oceanic puns will flounder.
My favorite part about this story was Western PA residents calling a guy from Nashville a redneck, presumably with zero sense of self awareness.
Waddell strapped up, then spent a while talking to his in-laws. “I talked to them for 20 minutes, and they had no idea I had the fish on,” he said.
Deadspin HOF nominee? Pens fan here but he’s a goddamn hero.
I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?
Fuck Pittsburgh
I had the privilege of working at The National, the ill-fated sports daily helmed by Frank Deford, from 1989 to 1991. I was right out of college, an editorial assistant, tasked with doing research (imagine a library with all the teams media guides and Sporting News annuals) and taking phone calls from writers whose…
His voice every Wednesday on NPR was a highlight of my commute every week. He will be missed.
“Icon” is almost an understatement. Before ESPN and before the web, Sports Illustrated was the primary source of sports stories for many people, and Frank Deford was the king of SI. I (Rob Lowe voice) literally watched for the red flag to drop on our mail box to see when the new issue was delivered.
Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!
Before all you assholes make comparisons of this guy to Trump, just try and remember that they are totally different. Trump can’t skate.
Thank you for writing this.