the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

*taps out* I’ve had enough of the world today. I’m going to write about space pirates and magical princesses.

Coming this summer.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

I found Yzerman’s wizardry in relieving himself of the Filppula contract, while at the same time essentially brokering a deal between Philly and Pittsburgh another stroke of genius.

You’re telling me that you’re not excited about 95 year old Jarome Iginla heading to a borderline playoff team?

“As a proud Buffalo citizen and sports fan, all I can say is this kind of behavior is goddamned disgraceful.”

The Oklahoma athletic department has responded with a brief statement—“We are aware of the matter and are learning the details. We don’t have any other information at this time.”

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

im rthe rat from the video

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

It’s your mood.

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Daily fucking reminder:

So lifeless balls are a legacy thing up there apparently.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood.