To all you irreligious still hanging around from Gawker, if ever there was proof of the existence of God, this is it. Open your eyes and behold.
Its really great to see him smile and having so much fun!
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls check by check upon the chest, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of Canada.
Oh, but when I send photos of Bieber being drilled from behind to Deadspin, I get no response. Typical liberal media, celebrating itself and marginalizing outsider voices!
This is the most Canadian photograph in history
Not long ago Pronger couldn’t even skate let alone play without having severe headaches and post concussion symptoms. He talked about how difficult it was not even being able to play hockey with his kids. It’s a really great sight to see him playing again even if only in a meaningless celebrity game.
Thank you. *deep breath* I can handle this. I am woman.
“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”
OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.
McDavid and I have a lot in common. I also scored when I was a sophomore, and it was over in less than 3 seconds.
*pukes all over my shoes*
Donald calls it a “kazoo?”
Welcome to the first Shade Court of 2017, the final year of American democracy and the year I finally own more than four coffee mugs.
+1 Damn kids these days
used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over
This needs more Tsars.
On the one hand, I would literally give an organ to meet either the POTUS or FLOTUS. On the other hand, I would not want to be filmed being surprised by them. I would be ugly-crying, snot, probably coughing, having an asthma attack, a complete mess. I love them too much to meet them.
Usually when I grab another guy’s stick, I get 20 bucks, not a 2-minute penalty.
FTFY.