Reminds me of the time Mario Lemieux tried to kill Kerry Fraser.
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Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?
HELP WANTED: One hockey coach, experience preferred. Travel a must, excellent benefits, and competitive pay. Salary growth potential with successful performance. Slight chance that when the relationship sours candidate will be publicly shunned by team and humiliated hundreds of miles from home in front of sports…
Only the Strong survive.
Upon hearing the news, the president elect scratched a name off his list of potential cabinet members and muttered, “dammit”.
Being struck by Lightning is act of God and should be covered by his insurance.
I think it’s time we torch this continent and start over.
“While we’re out here throwing “direct shade,” I think I’ll enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot ice cream, followed by a refreshing bone-dry shower and call up the president-elect for a bit of moral guidance.”
Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.
You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!
Bravo! I cannot say it better.
The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve…
On behalf of near-boiling acid baths in Yellowstone, I submit the most horrible way to die would be: Secretary of the Interior Palin.
A tourist who fancied a bath
+1. I also hear that he’s working on his JD so he can start commenting on Deadspin, too.
As an Islander fan, I’m more than happy to see him go. But at least he will have the opportunity to become a blogger.
You’re kinda downplaying Laine here. Holy shit that kid is fucking scary good.
Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.