i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You’re one of those huh? I bet you hear about someone getting in a car accident and talk about how you’ve seen worse rollovers where the driver walked away. get outta here.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

Any Stars fan will tell you, the puck always goes in when Turco is on the ice.

Big Bears need to relax after a long day of doin thangs

Phil Kessel looks like a regular guy who accidentally walked into the Pittsburgh locker room before a game while he was on a tour of a cheese factory and just kinda went with it.

Here’s a fresh one from summer 2016.

Okay, so this is the first real life thing to freak me out in a long time. Here it goes.

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

I can’t remember if I posted last year about this, but probably not. Nearly a year ago I was in the hospital when these stories were posted. I couldn’t read them all because I was in the midst of a haunting episode and, being in the hospital, I couldn’t leave. You see, I was in a private room, but I wasn’t alone.

My husband and I bought our house about four years ago. We knew at the time that the former owner died in the house, but it didn’t really bother us, as we’re not the type to believe in spiritual things.

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

While i was doing my degree, I had to do some fieldwork, and this entailed spending some time in a quaint UK village for a few weeks. The natives were quite welcoming and it made a nice change from normal coursework, so it was fine.

However, right away, I noticed the villagers were a bit odd about some things. For…

When I was little it was just my mom and I in this tiny tiny house in a small town. I have a freakishly good memory so I can clearly see the layout of my tiny room (which was the laundry room from the previous owners). It was long and narrow, with just enough room for my crib against one wall and a window…

I housesat for my best friend’s parents (who were like my second parents) before I moved out west. It was a pretty sweet deal: I took care of their three dogs, two cats, and bird and got the run of a four-story farm house style surbabn pad with a pool and 80 inch HDTV.

We moved into our dream house in the country about a year ago, and shortly thereafter discovered that the curiously bent tree near the driveway is a Ute prayer tree, most likely pointing the way toward the grave of a warrior or other important tribe member. Being history buffs, we were pretty thrilled by this…