High hit, follows through with the elbow. That’s the Raffi Torres special

Hi, dad!

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

Every single old baseball writer’s colostomy bags just simultaneously erupted.

Hot damn, did Alabama finally move up a rank?

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

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but I admire his grit as well as his moxie

I watched the reaction his mom had, and it dawned on me. She’s probably pretty close to my age. That means I’m almost to the age where I could theoretically have a child that’s a professional athlete.

I’ve had a boner for 12 hours from watching him play. Should I seek medical attention?

Congrats to the Maple Leafs on what will be the highlight of the entire season. Yes, a loss. Having a rookie score 4 and waiting till OT to lose is a bright light in the otherwise horrific existence of this so-called hockey team.

I got four of them. I’d like to thank Deadspin and Jalopnik for keeping me abreast of the goings-on of Florida Man.

Later on in the episode she responded to a question about a five-letter game with “What is hockey?” Trebek had her shook for sure.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Because of the way Deadspin’s mobile site loads, for a split second I had the headline “First Overall Pick Auston Matthews Claims Trump Groped and Harrassed Them.”

And because Leafs fans don’t deserve nice things, the Sens won this game in OT in spite of Matthews being dope. All is right with the world.

In hockey it’s just called a “Great Hope”.

I’m not saying I had to change my pants after that second one but I’m not not saying that either.