This season can’t start soon enough. I need more Kessel in my life.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

The time a purported sleepy Mike Tyson accused Donald Trump of cuckolding him, according to Donald Trump. An inexplicable image that will haunt me until the day I die.

So we can all agree that The Rock is pretty much the most universally loved man in America, right? Follow up question, am I okay to wear a Rock teeshirt to the gym as a 30 something year old man?

I have zero insight or opinion into James Broadnax’s guilt or innocence. But I believe with every fiber of my being that he should not be executed. No civilized society should be complicit in the act of killing any of its citizens. This is not an argument that every human being is redeemable or anything like that.…

We know he didn’t do it.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

Howard Dean may have a theory

World cup of marketing

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Shocker.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

Barry, articles about Canadian hockey fans in Toronto nonplussed with the product, are for November.

This video will be my new response when people back home in Europe ask me if I think Trump will win

Finally our reefs are safe and healthy

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Morristown PD, hookah brother up!

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.