As funny as it is doing this for the stories, no one should buy a vehicle sight unseen from facebook marketplace.

Here’s what happens when a plane is struck by lightning...

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Let me guess... then the cop got promoted?

That reminds me of one of the times I was on jury duty. The cop testified “defendant held out his left hand with the drugs in the palm of it.” Defendant gets on the stand, his lawyer has the court reporter read that back to us and then asks defendant to hold up his left hand. He had a congenital birth defect where…

Do they still socialize at the Blue Oyster Bar?

Meh. Even enlisted military have MOS of cook, radio operator, public affairs, chaplain, laundry tech, dietician, etc.

Why did that cop touch my ass though? Asking for a friend.

sure, but I need a truck that can go 600 miles (sarcasm intended).  Remember when people said they needed a car that can go 200 miles, then 300?

You’re describing MAGA underwear.

Years ago, I was at a police training academy watching two cadets do their practical test (a scenario where they are responding to a suspicious vehicle call). I’m in a car with an instructor who’s grading them. As the two approach the subject vehicle, the instructor says to me “did you see him touch the edge of the…

If it is inefficient, it costs more money to go the same distance. Just like a regular truck, if you get shit fuel economy it will cost you more money to go the same distance. It’s all about diminishing returns. Doubling your battery size doesn’t net you double the range because you’re increasing your weight, which…

“cringey douchebag” describes Dat Dude accurately, too.

In lieu of scattering, how about flushing mom’s ashes at Disneyworld?

Ah yes, so essential in a daily driver. Especially in one cosplaying as a work vehicle.

Satan is my co-pilot.

One is someone being immaturely silly. The other is a douchebag trying to be edgy and cringy at the same time.

There are many big companies that require an OSHA score under a certain metric to maintain contracts. Too many reported accidents could mean a lost contract. While some businesses choose to treat that as a metric to meet through safe actions, there are plenty that treat it as a metric to hide injuries so people don’t…

Oh Florida. No laws against scattering cremains on public or even private (IF you get permission first - do that in both cases please). Not that we should care since they’re sterile and probably good for the roses. ;)

The entire existence of StreetSpeed717. He’s a transphobic dick who pollutes water for fun and thinks the laws shouldn’t apply to him because he’s a good ol’ boy. The $58k fine he got wasn’t harsh enough.