ND. These things are hot garbage.

That pos wasn't even worth 4 grand new.  

I’ve always considered the Fiero a bit of a polished turd.  The underpinnings consisting of a front end from a Chevette and the rear drivetrain/suspension taken from the front of a Citation are not the ingredients for inspiration.  ND.

Not even with one less zero. ND

these cars have none of the expected benefits - (a standard issue Corolla gets equal or better mileage) and all of the expected drawbacks. Hard no dice.

I have driven one of these with the auto-manual and they are terrible. It makes the early BMW SMG look good. The first time I pulled away from a red light and it shifted to second I thought I was both going to smack my chin on the steering wheel and get rear ended. It is not a smooth experience, by any means. Gussied…

A Kei car/truck would be more fun.  ND.

I say modestly as the Brabus ForTwo maintains the standard model’s 70 horsepower turbo triple engine. It does have remapped shift points for the five-speed auto manual...

$2000 as a novelty in my garage.  I looked at one new years ago for daughter who was attending college in a city environment and was only an hour from home.  Underpowered, overpriced and a 1 year warranty when new thankfully made me walk away.

No thanks. I drive a pretty small car (Fiat 500 Abarth) compared to most in the US and every time I see someone driving a Smart I feel sorry for them.

Umm... no.

Just no. If I want to blow coins on a pretentious dressed-up version of a pedestrian minicar, I’d go for an Aston-Martin Cygnet. At least then I’d get the posh appointments I’d expect in a half-pint luxury ride, with Toyota reliability. Not this. No Dice.

Obvious joke is obvious, but:  I see collaborative possibilities between Brabus and Tata Motors.

This is the whole point of this program. Get some cars off the street.

You think this guy is capable of doing something even mildly inconvenient? 

Where’s Luigi when you need him?

One way streets-he has to go towards midtown before going back uptown.

He’s a wealthy bro dude. he can just move himself uptown or move his son downtown. issue resolved. or he can pay $9 a day which means literally about as much as toilet paper to him.

Heal thyself, you rich moron.

In the cannabis industry, “Chads” are individuals who have entered the legal cannabis industry, but don’t really smoke, wear polo shirts, and will bore youi to tears with their plans for “disrupting the industry”. It’s the last thing you want to be called. Had no idea it’s got an upside backstory. Thanks.