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This does indeed have the stench of cancelled-halfway-through-first-season about it. 

Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

Obligatory: Why doesn't God want Kevin Sorbo in movies?  What closeted sins is he committing that are blocking his blessings?

Yep it’s his religion and politics and not the fact that he has always been a terrible actor. When he was young he could play a very bland hero type in low budget syndicated TV but those days are over 

I find it shocking that it took an aneurysm and stroke for Sorbo to go MAGA crazy.

Can we hear from his sweeter, cooler French cousin, Kevin Sorbet?

John Mahoney (Martin) and Moose/Enzo (Eddie) also not returning.

“Toks Olagundoye as”

Im here for the eggs

His chuckle after “I’ve got you pegged” in the new theme is certainly making me worried for Freddy’s character arc. 

Go woke, make a billion.

I don’t even understand the insane troll logic behind that post. Not to mention, lol do people still pay for things in cash?

lol what

Lmao you guys are a cult. Real people don’t write like this.

Yeah, that was a weird thing to say, I mean, I don’t even know what that weird pyramid with an eye thing even is, I don’t like every president on every denomination, but it doesn’t stop me from spending it. I suppose if Trump is successful at his next attempt at overturning democracy, and puts his face on all our

I would like that red scare garbage off my money and christian nationalists crying “hypocrite” is just meaningless background hiss at this point.

We call it “going full Caviezel.”

Can’t come soon enough for me, I know a lot of people have residual good will for him because of that tv show Chuck, but I never watched that, so I’m immune to whatever charms he used to possess.

This definitely sounds like he’s laying the track for his exit. Make some anti-vax comments, movie flops gets buried because the Powers That Be decide to cancel him, and now it turns out all Hollywood movies are garbage anyway. 

How long until TV’s Zachary Levy only does Christian/Right Wing propaganda films? I would not be shocked to see him in Sound of Freedom 2 or some Pure Flix piece of shit.