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They should have gone with my title: If You Don’t Wake Up Tomorrow, This Will Be The Last Thing You Ever See With Conan O’Brien

all day everyday

And the RAV4 is a surprisingly good off roader. Hard to figure a truck body would make it worse. 

It’s weird how police officers are so willing to put their lives in danger just so they can have a more immediate satisfaction of arresting a suspect after a wreck over doing actual policework and arresting the guy later in a safer manner.

Of all of these suggestions, only radiators and fan blades seem like good options. All the rest have pinterest fail written all over them. OK, maybe screens are OK, too. I just don’t care about screens enough to think that they need painting. 

Life has completely crashed all around me, leaving me with a great deal of time to think.

ACAB

Toyota - Please call it the Taquito.

Or a RAV4 Prime / pickup mashup would be more useful. It doesn’t have to be at all offroady, which would cannibalize Taco sales, but it needs to be large enough to be useful as a cargo hauler. Time to get innovative, like adding an extendable bed that can grow from 4' to 7' Long.

Not useless at all. Some of us are into cycling and play in bands so a truck the size of a 90's S10 is perfect to haul guitar cabs or toss some mud covered bikes in the back and head home with reasonable MPG.

Why would anyone be scared to stop for the police? /s

Dear Toyota, please build me a Taco with the Prius plug-in drivetrain.

I for one welcome our new small truck overlords.

A lot of things that between friends who know and trust each other are just jokes and banter, can also be considered sexual harassment when they happen in a professional relationship. Which is why you don’t treat your employees as friends.

Uhhh, good for you?

I’ve seen some rural schools that are like that in different states. Usually, the road is a 55 or higher, the school is one of the only buildings nearby, it is set way back from the highway, and there is a really wide shoulder that cars use for pick up lines and merging back onto the roadway.

I wish Leah the best of luck here. I’ve always found the adoration for Tom Cruise to be weird, especially since it’s broadly known how integral he is to Scientology. People on Reddit love him and will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to excuse him. “Scientology bad, but the new Mission Impossible was amazing!”

No, they’re right. You can be friendly and open and a great boss, but you need concrete professional boundaries.  Turning your employees into friends is a recipe for disaster.

The best interpretation here is that Lizzo thought her dancers were are friends. I know nothing of Lizzo beyond good as hell and her brand. Sounds to me she thought she had a posse of friends, not employees. I can see how these allegations could be a girls night out gone wild with Lizzo believing she was creating a