When you postpone Windows Updates too long, they’ll just install and reboot your system at inconvenient times.

I hope it hurt.

amen

Waah, both sides. A random person on the Internet said something rude about McConnell, which is just as bad as all of the material harm he’s caused. Waah.

Dear God: Please give back Sinéad & take this one instead.

Are we sure it wasn’t just Lindsey maxing the beads setting?

It’s fine, he was just getting a firmware update from Satan.

Hope he dies.  

As someone who has a couple of seizure disorders running in my family: I hope his brain is swiss cheese.

All these fossils need to hang ‘em up.  All of them, in all industries.  

This.

An aide told NBC News that McConnell, who is 81 years old, “felt lightheaded and stepped away for a moment.”

Like a turtle caught in headlights!

I have observed seizures looking just like that.

I’m all for retired people having hobbies—but by that I mean things like gardening, baking, and water aerobics, not governing.

Given how not freaked out his staff and colleagues were, wouldn’t be surprised if this is not a first/one-off occurrence — just the first one captured on camera.

Probably a mini-stroke. This has happened to my grandfather several times. His first time was speaking in front of audience (giving a sermon where was a minister). He lost his ability to speak and had to be helped off the stage. My grandfather has had no lasting cognitive decline, but he’s been left with slurred speech…

From your lips to Mitch and Clarence Thomas’ cerebellar veins.  

Stroke out you motherfucker.