The REAL Hot One was that spicy take by the author! (also rolling eyes at that paragraph at the speed of a Rankin-Bass character)

The whole thing is rip off of another, much better piece of media. Of course Giz’s contribution is the worst written part; its the only original portion.

Thanks for the last paragraph of editorializing *rolls eyes*

Entitlements? Like the social security and medicare taxpayers directly pay for themselves? Or are you thinking of some grants to big arms manufacturers and past their prime 5 star generals? Please tell me you want to withdraw the promised pensions from retired workers who pain into the system in favor of colonizing…

Roy Kent trying to run the women’s team would be a worthy show.

They could echo Valerie Harper leaving her own damn show and call it Ted Lasso’s Family

I’m going to engage you and assume you are making this argument in good faith, but the US spends more on defense than the next ten highest spenders combined.

I think they certainly teed that one up, and if they do, I can’t wait for the internet to get into an uproar about how “Ted Lasso went woke!” with a female-led cast. Which would be hilarious, since Lasso is arguably one of the most “woke” shows on TV and has been since the pilot.

Hannah Worthington and Juno Temple to me were the stars of the show. But Roy Kent was the best character 

I would look forward to any number of spinoffs.  It’s a great ensemble show and there are several characters you could potentially build something around.  Why not?  Spinoffs can be awesome.  

Jimmy John and his new wraps can get fucked.

Half the items on this list - and the cover image, which is of a woman eating an elote - are basically either authentic Latino food or commercialized spins on Latino food. Which is fine, but it’s weird to refer to them as “new” as if they’ve been recently discovered or invented. 

oh goody another ice col take from everyone’s least favorite contributor 

You’re the Robin Williams of the AVC and I mean that as rudely as possible. 

Well, he’s dead now so you can be happy.

I, on the other hand, do not give Oprah the benefit of the doubt.

Self-promoting gasbag Oprah is the worst.

Probably the same way Robin Williams did everything: brilliantly.

Your worst take yet! I have to admire being able to top yourself like that. 

But what an amazing instance of using-his-power-for-good this is.