Cue the Republican outrage about Ted Lasso being “woke.”

You just got Wonged!

storing the vape upright seems to help a little bit too.  Warm them up and pull like a blue whale and it’ll pop.

“‘Mine was on my face. His was all over his body because he’s weak like that,’ Wong explained”

The BAC is not the issue it is that so many selfish entitled Bros do not think they are doing anything wrong. I know so many good ol’ boys that would cut the hands of a teenager shoplifting and happily shoot a child crossing a border but they and their drinking buddies drive drunk nearly every day and for sure every…

Don’t even have to read the comments to know that Wisconsin will NOT be one of the states to drop to .05. The Wisconsin Tavern League has a firm grip on the state. It’s not uncommon for people with 5,6,7 drunk driving convictions to still have a license and be on the road.

I would not be shocked to see Wisconsin go…

A federal analysis of traffic deaths in 2020 showed among drivers that were involved in fatal crashes, 84 percent had a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher, whereas drivers with levels between .05 and .08 only made up 9.3 percent of fatal crashes.

I want to follow Utah for all things alcohol like I want to catch syphilis.

Could we at least keep it at .08 for the weekends?

The US never had lockdowns, troll. It’s not a lockdown when I can get in my car & drive to wherever I want.

God I miss the days when the worst attention whore coming out of the GOP was Sarah Palin.

It most certainly is:

She’s absolutely lying. This never happened. She simply knows there hasn’t been a headline about her in a couple of days, and needed that sweet sweet rush of endorphins.

It was in the ladies room! She was dressed just like me and had a crazed look in her eyes!

Because if she said where it happened then other people would have a chance to share eyewitness statements that don’t perfectly match her account

No, but neither is her making it up, either. 

50 Bucks says she was looking in a mirror and ended up attacking her reflection.

Why does this matter?

Attacked by an insane woman? Was she looking into a mirror at the time?

Twenty bucks says some patriotic citizen simply flashed her the finger from across the restaurant. Poor li’l snowflake.