Well, TIL.

That should follow the disclaimer that TikTok is a purveyor of trash for morons.

With qualities like those, I’m surprised the jerkoffs of G/O Media haven’t snapped them up.

Me too. 

Way back in the olden times, before that asshole Jim Spanfeller & the other toxic herbs of Great Hill Partners killed off all the fun sub-blogs, Kitchenette (or maybe Behind Closed Ovens) featured multiple server horror stories of ranch being demanded/consumed in vast, truly disgusting quantities.

Wait, were these marketed as suitable for camping? I thought they were strictly patio/backyard pits for people who like expensive shiny shit. 

It’s absolutely not. 

Jesus jumped-up Christ on a cracker, aren’t you fancy!

Yes, let’s all cater to you.

Now I want chicken Marsala!

That speaks well of your friends. I wish I didn’t know of that asshole!

Just dismiss the little onion troll. He’s an asshole.

I was thinking the same thing. Apples to apples this ain’t. 

You THINK you’re getting Dutch ovened by her, but - surprise! - it’s really gonna be the football player ripping ass under the covers as you struggle for fresh air.

Oxo pop-top canisters can be had in a lot of different dimensions, and yes, they still make one that’s perfect for 5 lbs of flour (with some head space - great for leaving a scoop in the bin).

I could see this in the Sky Mall catalog.

“Capitalizing on the discontinuation of a nostalgic brand is not a new phenomenon”

If you’re willing to eat gas station eggs, you’ve got time to pop them into your underpants for a few minutes to warm them up.

It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Missed opportunity to apologize once more 😉