Now I want chicken Marsala!

That speaks well of your friends. I wish I didn’t know of that asshole!

Just dismiss the little onion troll. He’s an asshole.

I was thinking the same thing. Apples to apples this ain’t. 

You THINK you’re getting Dutch ovened by her, but - surprise! - it’s really gonna be the football player ripping ass under the covers as you struggle for fresh air.

Oxo pop-top canisters can be had in a lot of different dimensions, and yes, they still make one that’s perfect for 5 lbs of flour (with some head space - great for leaving a scoop in the bin).

I could see this in the Sky Mall catalog.

“Capitalizing on the discontinuation of a nostalgic brand is not a new phenomenon”

If you’re willing to eat gas station eggs, you’ve got time to pop them into your underpants for a few minutes to warm them up.

It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Missed opportunity to apologize once more 😉

“lately”?

It’s definitely wrong; a quarter teaspoon is more likely, as others have pointed out.

Congratulations on missing the point. 

“Leftist” media lol

I bet all the drinks she served up came with a big helping of attitude, free of charge. 

Those are Mouli graters, and they go back to the ‘40s. We had an all-metal one in the 1970s that my elementary school self loved. It was almost as satisfying to use as an old wall-mounted pencil sharpener.

This shouldn’t be surprising. Idaho is gunning for first in the prize-free race to be crowned stupidest, most regressive state in the country, so this kind of dipshittery is par for the course.

Just say you don’t give a fuck about LGBTQIA folks rather than sucking Chick-fil-A’s corporate cock. They’re never going to love you back.