Hordes of AI lawyers are working on how to use corporate personhood to plug this terrible loophole right now, you slanderous meatbag!

But only moderately foul, without said stink lines!

I find a little Gas-X takes care of the persistent can demons.

I wouldn’t eat a minge redolent of cheese, but this? Definitely. 

Cognitive dissonance implies there was cognition to start with.

Hey man, I’m not here to judge.

Will you be fucking it, as Chef Evan Funke suggested above?

I literally* LOL’d at that!

You’re just an asshole. That Crystal roleplay was absolute bullshit, like all the rest of your commentary here.

Your foundational premise is flawed, so no, this is not a taco.

Who was that “certain guy”?

congrats, I guess 

Like fucking hell it isn’t!

That’s quite the fancy Hot Pocket they’ve created.

Krispy Kreme is wildly overrated. 

That same cognitive dissonance also fears the rapacious immigrant hordes who are simultaneously lazy AND taking all our jobs.

May they all fail horribly!

“her very recent conviction would likely exclude her from being bonded or insured”

People are far fucking lazier than I can understand.