70 slides?!

I think this article misses a huge issue: DRIED PASTAS!!!

I’ll bet that Bob missed the song reference.

Forget it, Jake. It’s J/O Mediatown.

Maybe the paucity of links is a subtle “fuck you” to the herbs in charge.

Failing to use a mix of Granny Smith & MacIntosh in an apple pie is failing at life, at least as far as apple pie = life.

Why limit yourself?

How shitty of them!

John Prine would vote ND.

Without a base, without a trace!

And just look at how effective that was in improving their lot in life.

That seems to be J/O Media’s entire philosophy.

A grinder, for example, refers to a sandwich served hot.

Brent’s an asshole.

Why is the Takeout so in the tank for these fucking “Christians”? Fuck Chick-fil-A & the Cathy family.

Nuts in baked goods are absolutely awful. They fuck up the texture completely. 

Weezer sucks. 

republican moron

That’s yet another strike against the place, because it’s doing a shit job.