This is the only cheddar popcorn that matters. 

Chunky or smooth, you can still put it in a mug. Not a challenge. 

I see your soup & raise you a whole lobster.

Loud pipes announce that the rider is a fucking idiot.

My standards are relatively low - my last two daily drivers are an ‘02 Volvo V70 (base model - 3 pedals, no turbo, FWD only) with 208K miles & an ‘87 244DL retired at ~375K.

I was wondering WTF you read!

While I agree with your first point, your second is irrelevant here - skiplagging involves flying only the first leg of a one-way ticket. No one’s attempting this with a round-trip.

I can’t believe there’s a worse version than the original, but then again - Rascal Flatts.

Anchor Porter was an exceptional example of the style. Sierra Nevada’s porter is quite good too, but a bit simpler & less compelling.

This pig has lasted 31 years, so your argument doesn’t hold much water here.

I’d say the KLR 650 is closer to the Tacoma of motorcycles rather than the F-150 (aside from pricing/retained value).

I can vouch for this.

All in service of the most important text on the site:

It’s obviously a hot dog.

Let those states (and all others interested in playing along) stop recognizing all Floriduh ID & see how that works out. 

If I only drove 1/4 mile at a time, as fast as possible, I might care about this car.

No one aspires to be a carny, that’s just where some are called.

So it wasn’t that kind of a party, or were they just still too hot?

More of an abyss, lately. 

Abort yourself. It’s not too late!