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We really do need a couple border walls - one across the top of Florida, and another barring Texass from the US.

You two are my favorite kind of people to drink near.

Fuck the “loud pipes” crowd.

Trying? He’s always a fucking asshole.

Or the idiots would destroy the bikes out of spite, even the paid-off ones.

While I’m loath to encourage any coverage of the Jesus chicken hucksters, I do like how these columns bring the so-called Christians out into the open.

I think anyone of a certain age who grew up in the northeast, especially in places with a decent Italian-American population, disdains Arby’s notion of roast beef (and looks down on mass-produced sandwiches/grinders/subs in general).

I delivered for LC, briefly, once upon a time. There’s no realistic situation in which I could be persuaded to eat it again.

Ugh, what a set of garbage!

Post the link!

There are plenty of other, more enjoyable-to-polish turds out there.

/raises hand (along with everyone else possessing an IQ above room temperature)

That is quite a range of vehicles. I admire your expansiveness.

It’s been a while, but the last time I was in Florida, liquor stores served some sort of boozy slurpees in large to-go cups that were considered closed containers, because the top of the straw still had an inch if the paper wrapper in place. Slightly more effort than going to the drive thru, but not exactly what any

Given all the work you put into it, I’d bet it left in better condition than when it arrived.

If you took that as some sort of endorsement of or cheerleading for drinking & driving, you have piss-poor reading comprehension.

While that’s true of Lite (and plenty of similar swill), I’ve always found High Life to have a very strong & distinct foulness. 

They could have crushed them simply on the grounds that High Life is disgusting, but what they need to focus on now is arresting the tasteless clown who attempted to import this waste of water into beer heaven.

(Hint: It’s always Fred Melamed.)