Chug those Washington reds!

Have you upped your cannabis consumption recently?

Not that leaving it out will take this from massively salty to hypertension-friendly, but I have a hard time believing that 1 teaspoon of salt makes any sort of meaningful contribution here.

I will too, but I’m too lazy to get that shit started. 

I’d be inclined to trust a teacher more than any sort of politician or clergy. 

Another banana-hating April birthday-haver here - maybe it’s time to make April the banana-free month!

The mouth breathers have voted:

Ah! I missed that. 

FDM?

I’d make cottage cheese the exception - dairy should never be lumpy. Spoiled milk is lumpy.

Kevin Pang went out on top.

Don’t forget to add some MSG!

I bet they’ve got a whole range of condiments available for your pleasure. 

Big AF Burgers… big-ass fuck burgers!

It sure looks like the same disgusting one we  get here. 

Correct!

Thus my use of the lowercase.

Anything can go up there, if you’ve got real moxie.

Good thing they took care of all the kiddie-diddlin’ so they can focus on true affronts like ballpark hotdogs being served on Good Friday.

Anything that reduces sausage browning in this context is less than ideal.