Marie’s Chunky Blue Cheese dressing > all others, including your suggestion

“buy your own clue cheese” seems insulting. I like it!

That seems likely to raise the quality of posts v. many recent contributors’ pieces.

Did they recently change the font for the titles?

we had a short-lived food podcast that 200 people listened to

applying critical thinking is apparently not this site’s strong suit.

I could give up all meat, all dairy, all caffeine, and all desserts before I could give up peanut butter.

“Out of sight, out of mind” is true!

Still don’t have a point, do you?

It’s identical to the others preceding it. Maybe you just aren’t terribly observant.

That’s Kinja “working” as designed. 

That’s not new.

And without anything productive to show for it, like a sparkling clean o-ring.

I think you mean it in the sense that the CxO types can assist with the cleanup, but I’m picturing them beating each other to death. Last one standing can dig his own grave.

I was expecting it to be an idiotic Asperger’s joke.

That single suggestion is far more useful & appropriate than the entirety of this list.

you’re not paying an app for something you used to get as a flyer in the mail for free

I parked my motorcycle in Brooklyn, NY, and left the key in the ignition. As I’m writing this, it’s Tuesday, and I still haven’t gone back to get my key. I’m not worried. I should be, of course

It’s only 140 miles from Jacksonville. This could be a case of Florida Man doing Florida Man things. Certainly some of them drive ambulances; doing so at a racetrack seems on brand.

More ho than pimp.