You can only dismiss replies to your own comments, not responses to others’.

Kinja’s one good feature - the dismiss function - is a great thing to apply to dipshits who include slurs in their screen names. No engagement needed. 

Tempting me with a peek at your pristine southern undercarriage?!? This must be the new Jalopnik personals ad section I hadn’t heard about!

It’s in the same archipelago as MILF Island!

Fewer than 350,000 Honda Elements built in its 10-year run, which ended 12 years ago. You really think that’s a likely contender here?

Imma need more detail here. 

Grind it to a very fine powder & charge a premium for it. Offer a free, easily cleaned & reusable glass or stainless steel straw with purchases over a certain size.

I’ve sent a couple off with a brick through the screen. Extremely satisfying!

Like that’s going to stop me from enjoying fajitas.

This dealer was also extremely careful not to include any pictures of the undercarriage, which is almost certainly a complete horrorshow. If this thing were reasonably rust-free, that would be mentioned. NY state isn’t a place you look for old rides lacking that David Tracy attractant.

Oh, balls!

Only a true monster would encourage the use of slideshows!

How much less product will the new bottle contain?

See also: her BS on any post involving meat substitute products.

Since forever, or at least the late 1970s.

Those are not questions asked in good faith, but just disingenuous nonsense.

Call it a scat pack

Maybe she’s experiencing a form of synesthesia where glaring becomes blaring. 

Forget the frying pan, waffle this shit!

Hey, fuck you too!