Call it a scat pack

Maybe she’s experiencing a form of synesthesia where glaring becomes blaring. 

Forget the frying pan, waffle this shit!

Hey, fuck you too!

That feels more like Steven Wright.

Publicize that little bug & how best to take advantage of it. I’m sure there’s a subreddit where that would be both appreciated & efficiently promoted.

9 am Eastern is the new 8. Don’t worry:

Lifehacker: possibly even dumber than TikTok!

Either you’re very new around here, or that last sentence must be pure, uncut sarcasm. 

That’s not new.

Sometimes you get the shaft and are still left holding the bag.

That’s not the “gotcha!” you’re imagining it to be - it’s just your browser or adblocker stripping out items linked to Amazon.

A-fuckin’-men to that!

I like your style 

Hate to break it to you, but Mercedes no longer works here - she’s just wrasslin’ Kinja down in the peanut gallery with the rest of us.

That’s your adblocker at work, stripping out embedded Amazon links.

Expensive fuckin’ VIN plate!

When should I replace the winter air in my tires with spring air? I can never remember if that should be done when we turn the clocks forward, or at Easter.

That’s reason enough to have one!