Where’s the irony you mentioned?

What a terrible name - it sounds like it could  be a laxative soda.

Don’t forget their other core tenet, hypocrisy!

I’ve fairly limited experience with either place (<5 times each), and while Qdoba struck me as the better of the two, it still wasn’t anything particularly special.

Chipotle has almost 3200 locations, while Qdoba has only about 750. 

Salvation Army INSIDE the store, posted up with […] the bell.

Now, who among us has not committed a typo or two?

don’t try to guilt me into donating to your charity when I check out

Cool, another fucking Disney advertisement.

Thirsty?

I guess that’s one way to demonstrate your ignorance of history.

Constantinople was never the capital of the Holy Roman Empire.

Istanbul was once Constantinople, the capital of the Holy Roman Empire

You’re giving him way too much credit. 

I’d never heard of this place until last fall, when I stopped at one on a road trip. The slow service & terrible breakfast burrito makes me unlikely to patronize them again.

it’s easy to see why driving there fomented Jack the Ripper

*Taunus

Just need a Benson & Hedges to really get that train going!

It could be worse - you could have quoted some shit from Jezebel!

A round of product testing will take place in Indonesia