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Yeah, but that’s planned ice, not emergency ice!

No need to encourage them.

Shameful, irresponsible and stupid

Where did you get those numbers?

Crazy? Sure.

Drag queens sing sometimes, no?

But also - who really, truly gives a shit?

Leave it in the tub overnight, bristles over the drain.

My browser must’ve blocked it. Zero Instagram embed visible for me. 

How would we know? It’s not like there’s a picture of the cake in question. 

her militarized fanbase

I didn’t say that was a bad thing!

To be safe, avoid the entire category!

They need plenty of current metals, too!

Unfortunately!

Why the fuck is an account with a slur as a user name ungreyed?

So much work would have to be done to get this plane back to flyable again.

I had asparagus earlier.

That seems like a surefire way to set up a vicious cycle of snacking.

*hole-y