Oh hell yeah!

Blood sacrifice is part of the process too. At least for some of us.

I would also enjoy a third season of the Tempest podcast, if you can magic that into happening!

How about seeing if there’s a way to get his byline to appear at The Autopian?! 

Better than suggesting that activity *follow* a trip to Denny’s.

I think you’d have to experiment with it, depending on how much coffee flavor you want. With Claire’s recipe above, using Oreos? I’d start with 2 tablespoons & adjust from there as needed.

How do you know - without trying it - that a practice is garbage?

I just stumbled across yet another. Not a new replacement for the one above, apparently.

Excellent!

Relax, it’s not like I’m putting a damn candy cane in there!

Instant espresso powder? Works great in chocolate cookies & brownies. 

There will absolutely be olives in the Xmas morning Bloody Mary!

Crispy Chicken Soggies

The trick is to wait until they’ve finished mowing it.

Don’t know if anyone is paying attention.

“Be lazy, donate them to friends” sums up this blogger’s approach.

OT, but you seem to have acquired another “admirer”:

I would sue anyone inflicting a Dr. Pepper on my taste buds, but I’ll settle for a cool $250K. 

Are you bullying this author?!?