Knowing ones own limits is a rare skill.

Was this intended for The Inventory? It certainly reads that way. 

You could be that someone!

“Being aggressively unfamiliar with Seinfeld” is neither an interesting nor original personality trait. 

Is it still a “pie” if it’s not round?

Yeah, what’s been up with that?

I had one once, in 1973 and 2012.

Correct.

Par for the J/O Media course, I suppose. 

Missed the edit window, but whaddya know? Kinja is no longer replacing images with grey boxes!

Even better, theoretically:

Just take the Yogi Berra approach. 

Is it really just too much to expect a photo or three to accompany the subject discussed in the post? This here internet thing is an excellent platform for sharing images, or so I’d been led to believe.

More like casu marzu, the Sardinian cheese that features live maggots.

Absolutely not!

That’s a lot of effort just to steal shitty coffee.

Think more aspirable, bloody mist, not ivermectin.

Gross, but unsurprising. 

So-called Christians managed to ruin Christianity rather effectively on their own.

Eh, why bother? That horse has been beaten into a fine pulp.