Or consider this: the Bertone coupe is an abomination - a disgusting perversion - and this is pure, simple, perfectly-proportioned beauty.

Obviously I need to adjust my adblocking, but I enjoyed the placement of this ad:

I don’t doubt Convery’s wine tastes great

Well, he certainly comes across as a huge piece of shit, and presents as a Richard Branson wanna-be with that hairdo. 

here in SoCal don’t discount the value of the DMV services

“Imagine…”

By “romance”, I assume you mean “ether-soaked rag, duct tape, and zip ties”, and unfamiliarity with the meaning of consent.

Add a tall boy of PBR or your preferred cheap beer of choice. Works a treat for bratwurst, couldn’t hurt for dogs

Spoked wheels on a 240?! TASTELESS! 😂

From the sounds of it (massive complaints from friends in both places), Portland had it a bit worse.

I’m beginning to think processed foods might not be that great

Can’t eat too many Twinkies in pursuit of that goal.

The Midwest is a corner?

Vermont Smoke and Cure … sells entire pepperoni sticks that need to be hand-sliced but do a beautiful job of curling up when baked.

Driving a quiet brick would be unnerving. 

THIS.

Truly excellent breakfast suggestions, and my sympathies for the fucking unbearable heat. I’m very glad I’m not home in Seattle this summer.

Wisconsin is the drunkest state, by a few different metrics. 

Too butch.