Leftover fried chicken is delicious, so of course I’d eat it for breakfast.

It’s pure madness!

Gotta keep your expectations low these days. 

That rust likely isn’t due to time spent in Seattle. Cars don’t really rust here.

I always enjoyed the salt-lime ritual that goes with tequila.

That sack of shit is old. Time to go.

Hartford, Florida, Craigslist

He’s gotta keel over & die before Nov. 2024, right?!

Your anti-Hanks shtick is tedious, just like everything else about you. 

Two fewer rich assholes in the world?

At least this pointless column wasn’t presented as a slideshow.

The 258 & a 4-speed stick could get an easy 25 on the highway at 65, at least when they were only a few years old. Even driven by a careless 19 year old. 

If it’s leaving California, they have no say in the matter.

Untreated depression, most likely

He was thinking of dog fighting!

“It’s on Lifehacker” is a perfectly cromulent answer to your question now, too. 

I’m unfamilar with GM-era SAAB, but this is pure, uncut Scandihoovianism. Lovely, but fragile, manual transmissions on the earlier ones - 99s even more than 900s. The clutch? Not necessarily. My dad put 275K miles on his ‘85 900S without replacing the clutch, and I doubt that it had been replaced right before he…

SAAB wasn’t known for robust transmissions of any sort in this era, but these 3 speed autos truly sucked every bit of fun out of the car.