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It falls into uncanny valley territory. From that lede photo, I’d have taken it for something out of China.

Please shoot yourself in the face.

the celebrity’s strict adherence to a particular diet means they can’t actually eat the food they’re promoting

Otherwise you have vomiting actors.

What did you think it was?

I dig your grandmother’s style! 

You must not be familiar with the drunken Subway employee/defender who comments here.

Probably not an error, but a reference to an idiot’s conflation:

It’s almost as if different people, in different places & situations, can have different experiences.

Please, do tell how not wearing a tie to a funeral is disrespectful. I’m sure it’s fascinating.

You don’t have a sense of humor, so no surprise there. 

I don’t know why you would, when there’s a bed.

The first time I heard it was from my niece, when she was about that age. It’s a great little kid-ism!

Hey, it wouldn’t be the first, fifth, or even the 10th time a Yuko-penned “article” failed to provide answers to the most basic & obvious questions.

I’m not the one who decided to express “concern” online about the plight of my slim, big titty girlfriend & her bra needs.

even the authors that have been here a while and used to be good seem to be suffering a decline in quality

Baristas can be clumsy, just like anyone else - it would be terrible, just terrible, if one stumbled while walking through the shop & spilled a great big cup of something all over a cheap motherfucker daylong camper’s devices.

Backing it all up is a Toyota 3L 2.8-liter diesel four-cylinder powering all four wheels

So, no bread from Wednesday or Sunday?