It’s wild to see people who assemble weird little tidbits and oddities into what they think is a magic spell allowing them to evade the law and taxes.

how good looking a fez can be

The non-dairy rumors may be based on the fact that McDonald’s calls them shakes, not milkshakes, despite the fact that milk is the first ingredient listed. They do contain carrageenan, a derivative of seaweed that has been used to enhance texture in cheap ice creams for decades (and is used in a lot of other food…

Buy it. 

I had a strong sense of deja vu while reading this, then realized:

Check the tabs. It’s obviously not the correct plate for this car.

So, only a pint then?

That doesn’t make up for the default quart of mayo they apply.

Rather than charge less for alt-milks, Starbucks is more likely to raise the price of dairy-based products to match the vegan options.

OnlyFans subscription & fentanyl, Gramps

TIL Beckwith is a thin-skinned little bitch.

Relax, sweetie. You’ll pay in other ways.

Pashman can be fucking tedious.

If that isn’t living the high life

Incorrect.

The beauty of the metric system: for water, 1 g = 1 cc = 1 mL

I don’t remember needing a lot of external motivation.

Fermented Fridays (because I’ll be goddamned if Fernet gets its own day; Sambuca really shouldn’t either, unless you’re craving anise-scented vomit).

This has a paint job that’s about as discrete as it gets.

Ewww, something leaked out of Vichy Deadspin.