Smart choice (and congrats on your avoidance skills)!

Not what I would have guessed as the definition of “chili dump”, but still disgusting!

You forgot construction season.

Couldn’t be bothered to read the post, I see. 

Including “Bad” in the title led me to expect a grade much worse than B-.

David Lynch should have been the entire list.

See also: the Mystery Spot (take your pick - Santa Cruz or somewhere in Michigan), the Oregon Vortex, the Wonder Spot near Wisconsin Dells, etc.

I wouldn’t be surprised if more out of state skiers visit Stowe in a single season than all non-residents travel to North Dakota for any reason whatsoever in an entire year.

Or Seattle, Bellingham, Boulder, et al.

The algorithm is just doing its thing.

Not enough #sponcon 

“Fuck you, pay me more.”

This sort of raisin propaganda just makes me miss Allison Robicelli even more. I share her righteous hatred of these failed grapes.

Not here, no - it’s a labor of love & 100% herb-free.

Just the memory of having tried Cool Ranch Doritos does the same for me.

It’s hard to gauge the impact your joke will make.

Proofread?

/shrugs, goes back to peeling steamed eggs effortlessly 

You must have used too much peanut butter.

Sometimes?