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Proofread?

/shrugs, goes back to peeling steamed eggs effortlessly 

You must have used too much peanut butter.

Sometimes?

Your argument is invalid.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-macaroni-zone/id1556931936

How many 12 cylinder BMWs can there be in Minnesota?! Whoever buys this should get in touch with you (for a sanity & ambition check, never mind the whole voice of experience thing).

False. You’re a fucking idiot. 

Wrap & press, for additional benefit.

Avocado is boring AF on a sandwich unless employed as guacamole (its highest purpose), but raw mushrooms aren’t bringing much to the party either.

C’mon, you can’t tease us with “I have a CBX” and fail to post pictures.

Untoasted BLT? That’s a crime against good taste. 

Easier, less painful, and more attainable with eggs, though. 

Right there with you!

“I quickly discovered that if you turn the car off, put it in first, then start the key the car will jump to life and start moving on it’s own and then all I had to do was shift into second and gas it”

Sounds like someone just entered the sexy macaroni zone…

I’m not convinced Brent was birthed traditionally, but rather more likely sharted into existence.

At least no beer of value was lost. 

I’ve yet to try a fried pickle that isn’t a complete & utter disappointment, even at places that otherwise know their way around a deep fryer.