Hers is an atypical approach to feeding the birds.

Whole lotta “whoosh” around here with your earlier comment.

Kale sucks. Full stop, no equivocation.

Yes! This is precisely the kind of pepper jelly I’ve been searching for:

This is stupid and not overly accurate.

This could probably get a plate in Florida, right?!?

You seem like a genuine piece of shit.

I hear that enough over at The Takeout! 

The ad says 5 speed.

Thank you. 

That may be fine, but it’s not a stringed instrument. 

My soldering skills may just be farther below average than I want to admit!

Good call, assuming better than average soldering skills are in place already.

This is list is invalid, as “getting hit by a bus” doesn’t make an appearance in the rankings.

Did you post this from a Canuckistani prison?

For well over a year.

The links in this story are dead, but I’m guessing this is your guy:

Need some help? Gotta let my liver know who’s in charge here.

You should probably read a bit more carefully. It’s not difficult.

I gave up on trying to find a Scotch that I like. Anything with so much as a hint of peat is not for me - I despise Scotch ales, too.