It’s sort of a hybrid powered by a mix of electricity and cereal or sushi or whatever you ate last.

I don’t think they’re supposed to fly, just drive, regardless of location.

I’m not a farmer (anymore)

The star is more for the cat than the rig, but it’s nice to see one used for a variety of things.

“now”?!

It sounds like you don’t actually enjoy pizza.

That’s generally the response he deserves.

Is this a new low? I can’t tell any more.

Pie > cake

It’s like having exotic pets, including birds. Red. Online dating. Flag.

Mix it with hot sauce & spray directly into those pesky kids’ faces.

Why does that make you angry?

https://jalopnik.com/hello-this-is-jalopnik-calling-about-your-cars-extende-1848734702

Tough titties 

She’s a complete moron. 

SonicRamone is a racist troll. There’s no good-faith commenting or engagement with that one.

Oh no! We’re all so worried about your fucking fragile, pathetic, snowflake self. Let’s drop everything else & cater to shitwigs like you.

Of course not.

yet

Jalopnik is guaranteed to be around for the next 15 years