be nice to the people on your way up, coz you are going to need them on your way down

Then 64 virgins blow me dry.

Holy shit, my comment certainly has brought out a bunch of idiots with their idiotic arguments.

I disagree, and submit for your evaluation a recent piece by this same writer (I use that term loosely) as evidence of something even dumber:

I was thinking, if the kid can’t/isn’t willing to walk a mile, maybe one of these would be more appropriate:

Don’t blow your wad now

If your friends had an ‘80s Vanagon burn, it was more likely due to a fuel leak, rather than any fault of the block. Vanagons had aluminum cases, unlike earlier ACVWs.

Uncle Murray probably wants to take on a 50-something nephew who could use some bodywork instruction, right?

If you want beef then bring the ruckus, Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

I think Kinja may have stripped out a link from your comment.

I really like how they’ve adopted the utterly shit practice of using “today” as the post date up top, and only noting the original publication date at the very end.

Coke nails, primarily.

And don’t forget - those expensive Yeti coolers make great targets.

eating Tide pods cleanses you of lead

coriolis effect

Or a kick to the throat.

Real ‘murican patriots only turn right.

aside from the fact that the man would be dead (which is bad)

If Anne Hathaway wants to play that role, I’m in.

cupcakes can be eaten one-handed—or zero-handed, if you choose to attack it with a fork