Not as difficult. They have mazes on those.

Suicide .. or made look like a suicide. The conspiracy theorist in me wants to know.

I don’t think Drew is trying to beat the hourglass so he can turn the pump off, it’s just a game to play to see how fast you can be in and out. Same logic goes for all of us when we do as much shit possible while the microwave is going. We aren’t worried about it fucking exploding, we’re just simple idiots who find…

My dad taught me a lot of lessons as a kid, but the one that really stuck was “hide the evidence.” If you’re going to go out and eat unhealthy delicious foods:

A coworker just microwaved grocery store sushi cause raw fish grossed him out. Fuck this country. I quit.

Where are these mythical “good” dealerships? I’ve certainly never found them.

Just not to his employees.

I give it an “F” too, followed by an “uck LaVar Ball.”

God, I just want the Lakers to fire Luke and let LaVar try to run the team. Inject that schadenfreude straight into my goddamn veins.

A few points:
1) this is being cast by the city and his neighbors as a supposed “safety issue” for the homeless people staying... but it’s clearly not.

“Shame on the city for failing to do its job such that a private citizen ill-equipped to do it felt compelled to pick up the slack.”

Remember folks.

Congratulations on having a shitbag for a son, if you really are the father and not some troll. You should yank him up by the scruff of his neck and ask “what the fuck are you doing?” like a real father would.

If the US strategic bombing leadership was known for anything, it was vastly overestimating the effects of their bombs.

No one likes you.

I’m going to agree with the ancient people, fuck everything about the short faced bear. I can build a fire and eat some seal blubber, that’s no big deal, mega-bears are unfuckwithable. I’m out

evolved into sasquatches.

That explains this new stable

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

Regular Iowan white folk don’t do this type of thing. Sure, they’ll say something racist in hushed tones to their friends in conversation, but they don’t paint words on doors like this.