No seriously, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck all of your family, fuck all your ancestors, and above all fuck you.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Failure to respect a right—just one more time, since you evidently chose to sit in the back with your earbuds in—is not the same thing as actively trying to deprive a person of that right. I don’t have to give a shit about your “right” to have your feelings-based opinions heard if those feelings don’t have any…

My dude, I would love to know what Facebook you’re on with no conservatives. Because the actual Facebook is lousy with them m

Nope. I said I don’t respect it, not that you don’t have the right to do so.

Respecting a right and attempting to remove that right are two very different things.

Or do you claim that you respect the right of all persons to tell you that basing policy, action, and authority on feelings rather than facts is absolutely…

Dat straw man fallacy, tho.

Here’s what I actually said:

Conservatives suck, my dude.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”

“I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

Despite this, the prospect of a Democrat winning in such a deep-red district was framed as a national bellwether ahead of the November midterms.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

What does it benefit a dealer to send an itemized quote via email?

Oh, I’m aware that it was shade, I was really just looking for an excuse to call her ‘Voldemort in a bottle blonde wig’

There is only one problem with your argument: pointing out THE ACTUAL FACT that Lincoln did not free the slaves isn’t “Lincoln-bashing.”

Ummm... more? It’s more terrifying, right? Because of the death? Is this a trick question?

Seriously, are there any schools more likely to be filled with racists besides these three schools?

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…

Literally in the very next paragraph: