You clearly do not live in California. They are everywhere.

So your theory rests on the idea that these police officers cleared the area but somehow missed Bennett when they were doing so? Interesting.

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

Apparently police body cams actually do work in a similar way to that... Except they automatically turn OFF whenever an african american person is nearby.

On one hand, AoE3 was utter crap compared to the golden entry in the series AoE2...

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Pack it in folks, this pun wins the day.

So what you’re saying is that he is looking for a true PAL.

Except the campaign of the original Battlefront 2 (man is that weird to say) following the troopers of the 501st was pretty freaking fantastic, so never write such things off too quickly.

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Yeah, it’s gone to shit. Gamecast doesn’t even work half the time anymore.

LOL, that has nothing on this one:

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Toyota

True story:

“So yea, I have a bias, but it is because of what I have seen with my eyes, not what I read on the internet.”

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”