Jerry Richardson seems like a man who would have organized the Battle Royal in Invisible Man.

57% percentile in total defense and 54% in scoring defense? That seems incredibly mediocre.

Besides pro wrastlin’, Little League is the only thing I care to bet money on.

McVay’s somewhat progressive strategy

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

And the thrower was immediately added to the 10-day disabled list.

Agreed. This has not yet reached the Hanes-tightening excitement we’re being led to believe exists. When half of his passes don’t look like they were delivered via a poorly swung sock full of nickels, we’ll talk.

they can absolutely stick 64 recliners in their end zones.

[Transports back to mid-2000s]: He got JACKED UP!

Reminder to Bills fans: Buffalo could have drafted Mahomes, but they traded the pick to KC, waited a year, and ended up with Cowboy Cutler.

Tyreek Hill beat that coverage like it was his pregnant girlfriend

I’m calling it right now: Baker Mayfield is going to be the best QB you've mentioned. I don't give a shit that he's on the Browns right now. He's better than those other guys. 

That's why you have the bats wear hats.

Nerds! You ruining the game. -Jason Werth

Another fun fact: since 1982 there have been three NFL games that ended with a 3-0 final score and Miami lost two of them.

-In the 23 complete seasons the Jacksonville Jaguars have existed, they have been to the AFC Championship game 3 times. In that same time frame, the Dolphins have been to exactly zero.

You’re all out of stars though

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”