Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

I dunno - Biden winning due to super-delegates on a second round of voting would be a PR shit-show. Perez and the DNC might just change the rules again to bar superdelegates entirely from voting, to avoid that kind of outcome. 

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Nats park is pretty great, all things considered. I mean, it’s got all the standard gouging, but there are a lot of entrances, the security is reasonably lazy, and there are nice outdoor bars nearby for pre-gaming. Not that they’re much cheaper than beers at the game, but it’s still a good experience most of the time.…

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Oops. Time to find a new battle. This one has ended.

I am truly AMAZED, that despite wearing gloves that are stickier than the pile of socks under the computer desk, how incredibly BAD some of these clowns are at catching a football. The gloves today are insane; they banned Stick’um, but there is no substance out there that is performance enhancing as the gloves. It is…

I’ve said it before, but Eli is white Aaron Brooks. Wildly inconsistent play, more famous and talented relative, ability to single-handedly win or lose a game, sometimes simultaneously.

...and we’ll find out just how many graves he robbed to keep his organs fresh.  

Shohei Ohtani Finally Smashed A Dinger Off A Lefty To Own The Libs 

And then she walked a couple miles south and beat the crap out of Mike Zunino and Jean Segura.

José Abreu Duped His Wife With A Rubber Ball

I get you but the way i see it, bullshit outrage like this is easier for them to handle. Complex shit like Trump’s tax plan take to much reading and studying so... chicken fingers in Coke it is.

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[Wipes sweat from forehead]

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

Alternative take: He was looking to pass.

This is the kind of shit I say to strangers at receptions to get them to leave. IT WORKS!

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.