My favorite of all-time, in the ACC tourney title game:

Montreal is a fucking rad city. Tampa is where old white people go to die. There’s absolutely no comparison.

Ignorance has been Bliss at Baylor for a long time.

Remember when Wondo hit that dramatic stoppage time winner against Belgium in 2014?

Word on the street is that the Miami Marlins have offered the Yankees JT Realmuto and the naming rights to their stadium in return for Wilson.

Man Ohio State has never been a little brother, ever.

“A true Patriot never pulls out at the last minute.”

I have it on good authority that nobody on Barca or Espanyol ever stands for the US National Anthem.

For the Kosher salt guy: Kosher and table salt are chemically

“We just played all the guys we could to try to help us win, whatever packages we had, whatever situations,” defensive coordinator Matt Patricia claimed.

The citizens of Springfield, Ogdenville, Brockway and North Haverbrook agree! Sure, that’s four, but who’s counting?

He should be happy that Fuller was promoted from a Redskin to a Chief.

I call bullshit on that. Greatest logo in the history of human civilization.

Best. Jersey. Ever.

The thing is, for as awful as PSU was, and it was fucking horrific, administrators were actually sentenced to jail.

Heck, this isn’t limited to teens. After turning off all notifications except for email and work Slack on my phone, and removing Facebook and Twitter, I’m even considering moving to a dumb phone again. I moved those apps to my iPad so I would have to be in a focused space to interact with them, rather than getting…

The first person I think of when I think of Olympics coverage is Matt Lauer, so.

My Uncle was a gamer named Johnny Arcade. He once met Dustin Diamond.