+1 gripping the pillows tight

“Because just like the clock in England, my clock is covered covered in grey fog.”

Kemp was so scarred by the experience he decided to never have another season where he could possibly be an all-star.

I saw Jerome at a minor league game in Sacramento last year. Unfortunately, he was scouting, not playing.

This is the most accurate description of his no-hitter that I’ve ever read.

Satan.

Better than a new U2 album.

Vince needs to retire and the “idiot son-in-law” needs to take over.

I’m just disgusted that anyone is still defending Louisville after all of their scandals.

Kind of seems like every single coach and player involved should have been given a lifetime ban from the sport and charged with felony assault? All things considered this seems like a very light punishment.

Excellent. You didn’t even have to reche for that one. (unlike this one lol)

The worst Australian team since 1985 managed to dominate and easily beat Honduras over two legs in the Intercontinental play-offs. It clearly wasn’t that hard.

I can’t stand universities like Virginia and certain Ivy League schools that still refer to their students as “first/second/third/fourth years” like this is fucking Harry Potter.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

(announcer’s hushed voice)

Many devices have microphones, and everything can be hacked. The question is: do you want to get rid of your smartphone and your laptop because of this? I’m simply suggesting that you don’t need to add an additional device, one that’s relatively untested, and open yourself up to more danger. And would you really want…

Fantastic article. Soooo happy to come read this and NOT see someone recommending to let your kid sleep with you. Ever. Extreme illness can possibly be allowed as a RARE exception. I can count on one hand (with fingers left over) how many times my kids have spent a night in my bed. Don’t even keep the babies in the…

handball player scores crazy goals with ingenious ball spin