Hedge fund manager my ass.

That mutherfucker is running Ponzi.

He’s a hedge fund manager

v good, would star again

that was atrocious, you couldn’t even tell when anything was on...
Oh so there’s some bobsled, a hockey game and some type of skiing going on at some point in the next 6 HOURS? Then why am I watching a rerun of last night’s nose picking contest btw Aruba and Luxembourg?

I’d double down on full market penetration.

They’re going to be leading the ledge in blue balls thuis year

I’m sad this post isn’t getting the recognition it deserves

It should just be in a straight like, like a drag race.

You should send a letter to Deadspin, I can’t wait to see it show up in Dead Letters.

I need Liverpool to win the CL so Milner can text Coutinho with a “we won some silverware, isn’t that neat?”

I’ve watched Porto for 25 years and that was the single worst game they’ve ever played.

Liverpool had a fun day.

E-fucking-xactly.

Show some actual fucking remorse or contrition instead of passing these charges off as gossip?

No, this is the greatest finish that racing sports has to offer.

Short track speed skating has been a complete lottery from the very first. Predictability would destroy it.

I was going to make a “bum’s rush” joke, but at the last second I decided to pass.

I agree. College football is not a proper sport.

Jackson is incredible on the track and super sweet and humble off of it.

That’s a good problem to have.