Thank you yes yes yes. Also, please more people choose the second one.

I was so hoping they’d fake the punt after the second declined penalty.

Jed Lowrie hit a home run to right field to win a playoff game 1-0 for the Brooklyn Cyclones, who went on to win their first outright championship. I’d say his season was an outstanding success.

I’m already mega depressed in advance of falling short again.

I... um... ok.

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

“Clean cut young men and women” - Really, though? Sounds like this guy is from an era before women even got to play college sports.

Snyder actually has a dirty tricks department, right? It’s the Nixon White House in NFL franchise form.

Oh, hell no. It’s a pill.

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art.

So much for the “Antonio Brown Era.”

Steve Young of course speaks from experience. Of inheriting the reins of a perennially competitive dynasty.

Fuck the NRA with a bayonet.

Thats Deadspin Hall of Fame stuff right there.

A playlist so good it stops a cop from shooting a black teenager in the back? Can’t wait for the one that fixes up Flint’s water supply.

*slow clap*

We hang onto the memories of your spotless, near grand slam of gleaming silverware and fine china a few years back.

They had a fun, scrappy team of underdogs and overachievers prior to Billy King blowing up the future for the aging husks of Pierce and Garnett, which improved the team immediately to... exactly the same finish as the year before. This post is now giving me nightmares. Thanks so much.

I know, right? I’m living it and it makes no logical sense.

It’s not yet expected, I guess, but if this group never wins the Premier League the heartbreak will be epic.